Star Spangled

One day, Lee, Valerie and Erica decided to go camping

They built a fire

They cooked veggie dogs

"Oh wow! This is fun!"

"Hey Erica, how would you feel about giving Lee a BJ?" said Valerie

"I don't know about that. I was thinking maybe an HJ?

Lee was so excited!

"Maybe we can use this cup" said Erica

Valerie couldn't stop giggling

So they teamed up to give Lee the sweetest HJ he had ever had!

Afterwards, Erica decided to hog the camera. Lee was very angry.

Still angry.

The next day they woke up and put on their ponchos and made banana pancakes. Erica immediately turned into a smurf.

After eating, Lee styled his hair into this award winning buttcut and then decided he needed documentation.

Then they went exploring. Lee really wanted another HJ.

They decided to cheer him up by pretending to be asian tourists.

That night they were rained out of their tent so they got a hotel room. Lee decided to illuminate their minds on why he practices Scientology.

"No, please don't look at me! I don't want everyone to know I'm a Scientologist."

Valerie decided it was high time she ate $30 worth of chocolate in one sitting.

"My face hurts"

Well no wonder it hurts, you're turning into Gene Wilder!

"Oh, I ate too much chocolate and now I'm full of poop!"

The next day, they went to eat breakfast. Valerie still needed to poop so her mouth was shaped all funny.

Lee loves the U.S. of A!

They went to a winery and Lee tried to grab Erica's boob.

"This is what I'll do to you if you try to touch my boob again."

"Hey guys, let's seduce the camera!"

"Look at the size of my mouth!"

Valerie still had to poop so her body slowly became s-shaped.

Then Erica caught Down syndrome.

"Oh Valerie, I can't believe you made out with that camel"

Goodbye Erica!

So long Valerie!

Farewell Lee! (nice socks)

For Valerie's version go here
For Lee's version go here